Poets don't curse. (Fuck.)

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

(via necco-rice)

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

(via thewhirld)

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

(via thewhirld)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via thewhirld)

caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

(via necco-rice)

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(Source: cristobalite, via necco-rice)